Tuesday 30 June 2009

Couples That Make You Wanna Chuck

ItalicBy Edwin Tan (c) 2009

Love makes people stupid. Some more than others. And it is this smaller percentage - with their overtly wanton and unhygenic displays of affection - that cause the rest of the general population to throw up in their mouths.
So to all you matching T-shirt wearing, tandem bicycle riding, pet name calling, baby talking, park bench make outing, love hearts in trees carving, "No you hang up first" saying couples, I have three little words for you: Get a room.

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