Friday, 6 January 2012

Happy New Year

By Edwin Tan (c) 2012

So apparently because I'm Asian, I only celebrate Chinese New Year, and not the new year as dictated by the current Gregorian calendar.

And I also apparently got "shortchanged" when I "came to Australia" because "they celebrate New Year's for like a week in China and everything shuts down, right?" Whereas in Australia, "we only have one day off."

So...I guess it's still December for me? Or something. I'm not really sure. *Gasp!* Apparently I've been celebrating New Years on the wrong day for the last 27 years.

Thankfully, some ignorant dumbarse has shown me the light.

2012 must be the year of the jackass.

PS - Wow, I haven't updated for a while. Apologies to all my fans.

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