Friday, 2 July 2010

Meek Rats

By Edwin Tan (c) 2010

No. Meerkats. Meerkats. Now, say it with me: Meerkats.

Meek rats are an entirely different species of animal. They are like normals rats but somewhat milder in manner and humbler in spirit. See figure 1 below:

Figure 1. A meek rat

Meerkats, on the other hand, are a more gregarious mammal who have seen a recent proliferation in the mass media. They have appeared on advertisements for car insurance and even star in their own reality television show. See figure 2 below:

Figure 2. A meerkat

So the next time you take an overpriced trip to the animal prison, remember: it's meerkats. There. Simples.

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