It's Catalogues Today, Pens From the Post Office Tomorrow

By Edwin Tan (c) 2009

I'm sure there are crimes more worse than not returning an IKEA store catalogue. Like armed robbery and arson. But you know, I guess that doesn't really excuse my sinful behaviour. So, Mr IKEA, whilst you sit in your beautifully flat-pack furnished country estate and eat your succulent Swedish meatballs, thinking about your 296 stores in 36 countries and the $22 billion in your bank account, I hope you can find it in your heart to overlook my inadvertent theft and vandalism of one of your catalogues.

Thank you.

PS - Just in case you couldn't tell, I can't draw cars.